31-year-old arrested for a dozen fires also found with ducklings in underwear

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Originally published at: 31-year-old arrested for a dozen fires also found with ducklings in underwear | Boing Boing

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Ozzy man gives Florida man run for his money?

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The Duckling Man?

https://wiki.lspace.org/The_Duck_Man

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Aussie, not Ozzy. An Ozzy man would be something else entirely.

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Burning Man arrested with ducks Down Under.

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Clearly phone autocorrect becoming reality when someone suggested this guy has a small duck.

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I’m almost too horrified to ask what happened to Louie.

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Are we sure an AI didn’t write this “news” story?

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Ooh! Kinky!!

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I assume it was to get around the anti-squirrels-in-pants gambling laws.
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Old Quackie Pants is a fire bug?!?

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Sure. An Ozzy Man would actually be funny. :smile:

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Inhabitants of Melbourne will be entirely unsurprised to hear that this happened in Frankston.

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Not a Melbournite, but yeah, my thought when reading the article was “Frankston? well that explains a lot” :slight_smile:

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If the gentleman was looking for his 15 minutes of fame, he may find there has been a lot of inflation in the attention economy.

Send in the next weirdo, please.

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It appears* it was his doctor to suggest that.
Definitely a quack.

(* no, it does not, AFAIK, but I have bad impulse control for dad jokes)

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