Man busted at airport smuggling two otters and a prairie dog in his underwear

Originally published at: Man busted at airport smuggling two otters and a prairie dog in his underwear | Boing Boing

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Hey now. No kink shaming.

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Aren’t ferrets the more traditional mustelids to stuff down your pants?
Ferret-legging - Wikipedia

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Where it’s at
I got two banned otters and a prairie dog

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Holy crap what do the large-clawed ones look like??

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“…or are you just glad to see me?”

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If it were squirrels and for the purposes of gambling that would be illegal in Springfield
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Amateur. The Bizarre Sport of Ferret Legging - Neatorama

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That is the look of a critter who has SEEN SOME THINGS.

He did it.

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On the second day of Xmas my true love gave to me
Two small-clawed otters
And a prairie dog in my undies.

On the third day of Xmas…

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oh, my!
and here i thought “prarie dog in your shorts” was a dire situation in urgent need of a toilet.

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Two otters and a prairie dog is a bit unwieldy for a double entendre, but this is how language evolves, I suppose.

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TBF if he was being kept as a pet, they probably aren’t wearing their nails down naturally like they do in the wild, or being properly cared for.

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I want to know more about the prairie dog-where did he get it? Are they common to Thailand? Why did he think it was worth smuggling?

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