Man busted at airport smuggling two otters and a prairie dog in his underwear

[pesco]

Originally published at: Man busted at airport smuggling two otters and a prairie dog in his underwear | Boing Boing

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[Katryn]

[Faffenreffer]

[SpeedRacer]

Hey now. No kink shaming.

[simonize]

Aren’t ferrets the more traditional mustelids to stuff down your pants?
Ferret-legging - Wikipedia

[Mister44]

Where it’s at
I got two banned otters and a prairie dog

[Brainspore]

@pesco

two Asian small-clawed otters

Holy crap what do the large-clawed ones look like??

[theophrastus]

“…or are you just glad to see me?”

[weekendlites]

If it were squirrels and for the purposes of gambling that would be illegal in Springfield

[Keith_Crossley]

Amateur. The Bizarre Sport of Ferret Legging - Neatorama

[Surprise_Puma]

That is the look of a critter who has SEEN SOME THINGS.

[ashe]

He did it.

[teknocholer]

On the second day of Xmas my true love gave to me
Two small-clawed otters
And a prairie dog in my undies.

On the third day of Xmas…

[FloridaManJefe]

oh, my!
and here i thought “prarie dog in your shorts” was a dire situation in urgent need of a toilet.

[vrplumber]

Two otters and a prairie dog is a bit unwieldy for a double entendre, but this is how language evolves, I suppose.

[euansmith]

[Mister44]

TBF if he was being kept as a pet, they probably aren’t wearing their nails down naturally like they do in the wild, or being properly cared for.

[hecep]

[SmilingDemon]

[BakerB]

I want to know more about the prairie dog-where did he get it? Are they common to Thailand? Why did he think it was worth smuggling?