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Maybe he’s just happy to see you?
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TMI, my friend. TMI.
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hopefully, they made some lovely boots and handbags!
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From the headline along I was wondering just how he got pants onto the pythons.
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Came here to check that someone had fulfilled this important task. Thank you.
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He’s a professional ‘snakes in slacks’ wrangler. Pythons in pants, cobras in corduroys, boas in breeches, are all in a day’s work.
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entirely missed opportunity for the headline to call them Trouser Snakes
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Friendly Burmese!
He shouts in Queens
his cohort of 6 looked the part
cavorting under a high belt
but he spent $7500 to replace them
when Cocoran hired them
to place liens,
Python-Shave.
East of 98th and South of 65th
If you need to prove your PyCrates Credential
just tuck your junk away
and loop north to BC for the python essentials
you’ll nestle them in a sari
cinched at your ankles
communicate in ASL
Asp Serialized Lumbering per recruiters;
the all-day interview no longer rankles.
Python-Shave.
Dude, really?
Disgusting.
Yikes! I did not know that. Thanks, deleted.
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Wasn’t this a prgramming language joke? Curious if it was edited to deserve a flag or I totally misread this?
The original comment was a Python/Rust mediocre joke
It got flagged as inappropriate, the edit was to delete it and it was flagged as off topic and locked.
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!
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