Originally published at: Man hiding 52 live reptiles in his clothes arrested | Boing Boing
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Or maybe those 52 reptiles were smuggling him in. I’d take one snake over a creep like that entering the U.S. anytime.
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Iguana break free.
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Are we certain it was not just a bunch of reptiles in clothes pretending to be a 30 yr old man?
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“Is that a snake in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Oh sweet Jesus, it IS a snake! It’s 5 snakes!”
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Some were hidden in his hair (Snakes on this mane), some under a necklace (Snakes on this chain), and some in his shoes (Snakes on these Mary Janes).
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“What’s that, son? A snake bit you where? Oh, man, you gonna die!”
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I guess that really was a snake in his pants.
I’ll show myself out now.
So, if he had only 51 live reptiles would he have been fine?
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Snakes? In my pants? I thought they were very consticting.
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He’d run out of lizards in the middle of December
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