Man had nothing to declare. Customs officers found 104 snakes in his pants

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Poor snakes :frowning:

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Snakes’ designated spokes-snake in man’s pants: “Remember. You have nothing to declare. Capeesh?”

Man (nervously): “Nnnnnnnnnnn yes.”

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What is this!?! Pets-in-Pants Day?

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Was there a man, or was it 104 snakes in a trenchcoat?

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Well, he tried to declare his ‘trouser snake’ but they thought he was joking.

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“One in particular was especially tiny,” they said without additional clarification.

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“Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

“I’m happy to see you. . . because I’ve got 104 snakes in my pants and these damn things are driving me crazy with all the wriggling, help me get them out!”

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It’s all fun and games until you bump into the guy with gerbils in his pants, and then it’s pandemonium!!

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It’s not clear what purpose the man had in mind for the snakes

Oh, I think it’s very clear, as @DukeTrout and @Mister44 have already obliquely alluded to. They were definitely planning to meet and feed one set of pants to the other.

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