Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/07/10/police-arrest-man-with-multiple-gerbils-in-his-pants-after-pet-store-robbery.html
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PREVIOUSLY ON BOING BOING
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Was it for gambling?
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The level of violence chosen by the cops is sickening. Why not just talk to the guy?
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I’m not going there.
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What is it with animals in the pants today?
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Do you have any more gerbils on you?
‘On’? Well, not exactly …
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Did the man with the hamster pants do a hamster dance?
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When a man with snakes in his pants meets a man with gerbils in his pants, the gerbils are eaten gerbils.
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Are those multiple gerbils in your pants, or are you happy to see me in a really unnerving way?
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Where was Richard Gere when this happened?
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Neither Sylvester McCoy nor his ferrets were available for comment.
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Reno 911 is very annoyed right now… that they didn’t think of this.
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Yeah, it was funny till I saw the video.
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Came to say the same. The guy was asleep, for fuck’s sake.
Also:
Mr. Pancake’s leopard-print pants
may be the most wonderful sentence on BB for a long while. Its lyrical qualities almost demand it be made into a song.
Plus: “Be advised the suspect has multiple gerbils in his pants” must be one of the greatest police radio messages ever. Definitely needs sampling for other uses.
Or Freddie Starr?
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“Mr. Pancakes?”
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It is a perfectly cromulent name.
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