Man arrested with 51 turtles in his pants


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It’s turtles all the way down.


“Man arrested with 51 turtles in his pants”

52 counting his “little turtle”.


Are authorities completely sure he wasn’t just happy to see them?


Are those 51 turtles in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?


That’s 204 feet of turtles!


…move all your money out of the country via a shell corporation his account said…


This is the kind of headline that didn’t really even need a story after it. Everything I needed to know was right there.


Calves the size of cantaloupes!!


Something something “war on terrapins”.


From 2013 (also in Ontario but not in his pants) : Man caught trying to smuggle over 70 live turtles into Canada


Hey, guys, come up and see this turtle weirdo!


So it’s deja vu. Or turtle recall.


Just in case it ever comes up, how many are you allowed to have? It would be a shame if the limit was 50 and he was just one over.



Sadly, I was unable to locate that part of a Simpsons episode where Groundskeeper Willy is trying to rescue turtles from a burning(?) school during its evacuation.


Turtles? That’s disgusting, for me it’s squirrels down my pants or nothing at all.


‘save the wee turt-les’


Okay. Not exactly the Simpsons but anyway.

…edit: and at least a static screenshot of what I was looking for: