Man arrested with 51 turtles in his pants


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#2

It’s turtles all the way down.


#3

“Man arrested with 51 turtles in his pants”

52 counting his “little turtle”.


#4

Are authorities completely sure he wasn’t just happy to see them?


#5

Are those 51 turtles in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?


#6

That’s 204 feet of turtles!


#7

…move all your money out of the country via a shell corporation his account said…


#8

This is the kind of headline that didn’t really even need a story after it. Everything I needed to know was right there.


#9

Calves the size of cantaloupes!!


#10

Something something “war on terrapins”.


#11

From 2013 (also in Ontario but not in his pants) : Man caught trying to smuggle over 70 live turtles into Canada


#12

Hey, guys, come up and see this turtle weirdo!


#13

So it’s deja vu. Or turtle recall.


#14

Just in case it ever comes up, how many are you allowed to have? It would be a shame if the limit was 50 and he was just one over.


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#16

Sadly, I was unable to locate that part of a Simpsons episode where Groundskeeper Willy is trying to rescue turtles from a burning(?) school during its evacuation.


#17

Turtles? That’s disgusting, for me it’s squirrels down my pants or nothing at all.


#18

‘save the wee turt-les’


#19

Okay. Not exactly the Simpsons but anyway.

…edit: and at least a static screenshot of what I was looking for:


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https://vine.co/v/OtFZ3n6KTm3