Man arrested with 51 turtles in his pants

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It’s turtles all the way down.

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“Man arrested with 51 turtles in his pants”

52 counting his “little turtle”.

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Are authorities completely sure he wasn’t just happy to see them?

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Are those 51 turtles in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

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That’s 204 feet of turtles!

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…move all your money out of the country via a shell corporation his account said…

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This is the kind of headline that didn’t really even need a story after it. Everything I needed to know was right there.

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Calves the size of cantaloupes!!

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Something something “war on terrapins”.

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From 2013 (also in Ontario but not in his pants) : Man caught trying to smuggle over 70 live turtles into Canada

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Hey, guys, come up and see this turtle weirdo!

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So it’s deja vu. Or turtle recall.

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Just in case it ever comes up, how many are you allowed to have? It would be a shame if the limit was 50 and he was just one over.

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Sadly, I was unable to locate that part of a Simpsons episode where Groundskeeper Willy is trying to rescue turtles from a burning(?) school during its evacuation.

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Turtles? That’s disgusting, for me it’s squirrels down my pants or nothing at all.

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‘save the wee turt-les’

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Okay. Not exactly the Simpsons but anyway.

…edit: and at least a static screenshot of what I was looking for:

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https://vine.co/v/OtFZ3n6KTm3

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