18th-century scientist sewed tiny pants for frogs

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Science! The Kermit Couture Collection

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How interesting that this should come up on the same day that I learned about the Society for Indecency to Naked Animals

Apparently it’s true that there are no new ideas.

And the mystery of why Frog and Toad wore pants is solved. Not what I would have expected.

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You can solve any problem by putting a frog in pants. erabodyknowdat

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They’ve put a brassiere on a camel,
She wasn’t dressed proper, you know.
They’ve put a brassiere on a camel,
So that her humps wouldn’t show.
And they’re making other respectable plans,
They’re even even insisting the pigs should wear pants,
They’ll dress up the ducks if we give them the chance
Since they’ve put a brassiere on a camel.
They’ve put a brassiere on a camel,
They claim she’s more decent that way.
They’ve put a brassiere on a camel,
The camel had nothing to say.
They squeezed her into it, I’ll never know how,
They say that she looks more respectable now,
Lord knows what they’ve got in mind for the cow,
Since they’ve put a brassiere on a camel.

—Shel Silverstein

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