323 reindeer died from a single lighting strike in Norway

When you have what is essentially a giant lightning rod attached to your head…

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Santa is SOL this year.

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The government doesn’t want you to know the real truth:

Nest of Volteons.

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You know what I love about BB comments? Nobody (until right now, I guess) has suggested this was a death ray test. Which it obviously was.
There. Now I’ve ruined it for everyone.

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They said they’d prove HAARP wasn’t a mind control device, but they never said it wasn’t a death ray.

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Apparently there are some people suggesting it was aliens or “Russian anthrax” because deer were missing heads (??).

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Anyone else catch the pilot for that new adaptation of “The Tick”?

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Was the lightning claim made by Finn Haugen, head of the Norwegian Wildlife Board? Guess that they couldn’t blame this case on a bear.

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It has been a bad year for reindeer, including those Russian ones.

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Shame about the deer, but that make for one hell of a good Heavy Metal album cover

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Does Thor know Freia’s playing fast and loose with his equipment?

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She really hated those cows, man.

Rein of Death’s new album really explores shocking new levels

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Yes! Did no one else see that?

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Santa,
Who is the reason for the season now?
Sincerely,
God

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That is the best thing I’ve seen all week. Thank you.

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Obvious the work of a Shaman getting carried away whilst trying out his new lightning bolt spell.

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Don’t forget the Donners!

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Wait 'til you see a Blitzen Party!

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