The government doesn’t want you to know the real truth:
Nest of Volteons.
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You know what I love about BB comments? Nobody (until right now, I guess) has suggested this was a death ray test. Which it obviously was.
There. Now I’ve ruined it for everyone.
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They said they’d prove HAARP wasn’t a mind control device, but they never said it wasn’t a death ray.
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Apparently there are some people suggesting it was aliens or “Russian anthrax” because deer were missing heads (??).
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Was the lightning claim made by Finn Haugen, head of the Norwegian Wildlife Board? Guess that they couldn’t blame this case on a bear.
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It has been a bad year for reindeer, including those Russian ones.
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Shame about the deer, but that make for one hell of a good Heavy Metal album cover
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Does Thor know Freia’s playing fast and loose with his equipment?
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She really hated those cows, man.
Rein of Death’s new album really explores shocking new levels
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Yes! Did no one else see that?
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Santa,
Who is the reason for the season now?
Sincerely,
God
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That is the best thing I’ve seen all week. Thank you.
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Obvious the work of a Shaman getting carried away whilst trying out his new lightning bolt spell.
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Don’t forget the Donners!
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Wait 'til you see a Blitzen Party!
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I probably hit my limit on quoting A History of the World in 10 and 1/2 Chapters some time ago, but this bit from the chapter set on Noah’s ark came to mind:
But the reindeer sensed something. And it was something beyond what we then knew. As if they were saying, You think this is the worst? Don’t count on it. Still, whatever it was, even the reindeer couldn’t be specific about it. Something distant, major … long-term.
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