5 courses to help you get project management certified


#1

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#2

Oh, gee. I just cannot decide.
Should I become a PMP? Or a PRINCE2 Practitioner?
Which is the one teaching me how to mess with my underlings so they don’t get any work done and become aspirants to my cushy management post?
Halp!


#3

Lessons include:
How to own all the blaming but none of the responsibility.
How to identify different shades of corporate beige.
How to appear intelligent while offering zero substance.
Have I made the correct life choices?
How to find a counselor to work with your career induced existential crisis.
How to brag to friends and coworkers about certificates they dont care about.


#4

Working as a project manager can be a way to become certified.


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