5 courses to help you get project management certified


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Oh, gee. I just cannot decide.
Should I become a PMP? Or a PRINCE2 Practitioner?
Which is the one teaching me how to mess with my underlings so they don’t get any work done and become aspirants to my cushy management post?


Lessons include:
How to own all the blaming but none of the responsibility.
How to identify different shades of corporate beige.
How to appear intelligent while offering zero substance.
Have I made the correct life choices?
How to find a counselor to work with your career induced existential crisis.
How to brag to friends and coworkers about certificates they dont care about.


Working as a project manager can be a way to become certified.


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