Nighttime in desert. Rearview. Eyes.
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Giant eyeballs peer in window!
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Meow, meow, meow, vacuum cleaner!!!
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Whee!! [Bannister becomes razor blade.]
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“So, you cured your granny of sliding down the bannister yet?”
“I wrapped it with barbed wire.”
“That did the trick, eh?!”
“No, but it does slow her down, some.”
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Steal from old joke:
Cornflakes taste strange – mom’s scabs?
Borrow from Boing Boing:
Fifteenth foot/shoe washes ashore
AOL disk is here, again!
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Oh, no! Not Rosetta Stone!!!
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I never drink…wine, ever!
It’s alive, it’s alive, yes!
The utility bill is here!
I’m all out of caffeine.
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I’ll phone Comcast, to disconnect.
(edit: Scary, or just dreadfully tedious?)
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Smiles, licks lips, then eyes.
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These are fun, but 5 words is too damn little.
Sneeze on toilet, eyes explode.
Totes Magoats! Ghost on toast!
Lose fingernail, USB port underneath.
Opens present, “my corpse” diorama.
I’m alive! Nope, nevermind.
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She looks like her father.
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She has her father’s eyes.
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