5-word scary stories

She dared point at sexism.

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Not so much a scary story as a tragedy, by this point.

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Hello Kitty isn’t a cat.

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This topic was automatically closed.

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And so spiders evolved wings.

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Worse thought? Cats with thumbs.

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…until rats breed with cockroaches.

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6 legs. Furry body. Eats walls.

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NSA contractor harbors unrequited love.

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Government employee is off medication.

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@funruly & @catgrin merge into one.

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Humans are insignificant, life meaningless.
(For HP Lovecraft)

Something crawling in your ear.

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I think it laid eggs.

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All your blankets are ghosts

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Bottom of chip bag – toenails!

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Toenails gone. Teeth loose, too.

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Who brought the cored strawberries?

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Cored? Coulda been this guy.

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Blind date – harvester of eyes.

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