A guide to doggo names

[CarolineSiede]

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/20/a-guide-to-doggo-names.html

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[wolfman_al2]

HAH! “Waggly Doofus” is perfect for a Golden Retriever. They are so friendly but dumber than a sack of hammers.

[stefanjones]

I have Dark-Topped Justice Bark.

[Boundegar]

Good God, I misread that one as Snowy Hitler. Even I don’t hate dogs that much.

[davide405]

I nominate this as a substitute Unicorn Chaser

[fuzzyfungus]

Given industry marketing conventions, it is possible that you have a ‘tactical’ Justice Bark.

[cjporkchop]

Pales in comparison to this one—

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[MaiqTheLiar]

testing, just testing

[leicester]

Our Speedy Needle is typically found in a a prone position.

Likewise, per an acquaintance, the correct nomenclature for the Rhodesian Ridgeback is “African Mattress Hound.”

[MadLibrarian]

Mostly the smallish mixes we find around here are Yarkbeasts, either Fluffy, Yappy, or Mopey.

[wait_really]

Me doin him a heckin concern

His real name is Luke but usually Puke or Meat Tube.

[Brainspore]

My barky snarf just turned 12 yesterday. She’s a purebred Wookiee Retriever.

[GiantRobotPilot]

The corresponding cat chart: