A guide to doggo names


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#2

HAH! “Waggly Doofus” is perfect for a Golden Retriever. They are so friendly but dumber than a sack of hammers.


#3

I have Dark-Topped Justice Bark.


#4

Good God, I misread that one as Snowy Hitler. Even I don’t hate dogs that much.


#5

I nominate this as a substitute Unicorn Chaser :smiley_cat:


#6

Given industry marketing conventions, it is possible that you have a ‘tactical’ Justice Bark.


#7

Pales in comparison to this one—

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#8

testing, just testing


#9

Our Speedy Needle is typically found in a a prone position.

Likewise, per an acquaintance, the correct nomenclature for the Rhodesian Ridgeback is “African Mattress Hound.”


#10

Mostly the smallish mixes we find around here are Yarkbeasts, either Fluffy, Yappy, or Mopey.


#11

Me doin him a heckin concern

His real name is Luke but usually Puke or Meat Tube.


#12

My barky snarf just turned 12 yesterday. She’s a purebred Wookiee Retriever.


#13

The corresponding cat chart:


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