They (badgers) must be common in Sweden. I wouldn’t know a badger from a skunk if I saw one on my lawn.
I would tell it to get off my lawn, however.
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You’ve met BB’s Maximum bad joke limit for the day. Please stop posting and try again tomorrow.
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It was worth it to earn that badger badge.
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I’ve never felt so dejected.
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Don’t take it personally. We don’t judge here.
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Maybe the poor guy just wanted extra MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM.
No word on the dead badger.
Gee, I hope it’s OK.
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I wanna see the entire incident on video with Randall doing the narration, please. “The badger killer really doesn’t give a shit!”
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Who badgers the badger badger?
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I think you must have that limit wrong. Yesterday alone Mark F. put out at least three Donald Trump posts. That’s three times as many posts devoted to bad jokes as me!
Honey badger don’t care.
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A blind man walks into a store, picks up his dog by the tail, and starts swinging it around over his head.
A saleswoman runs over. “Sir! Sir! Can I help you???”
“No thanks. Just looking around.”
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Badgers? We don’t need no stinking Badgers!
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Dead? It was just napping.
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First sign of old age. Damn badger kids!
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When the man attempted to question the officers on their authority in the matter, they were quoted as replying, “Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!”
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Dead Badger?!? I ordered a McBadger.
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Far be it for me to be pedantic (the very thought!), but the image accompanying the story is inaccurate. As a Swede, the, err, ‘eccentric’ would most likely have been carrying a European Badger (Meles meles), which looks like this:
(Trainer sold separately.)
Instead, you use an image of a Taxidea taxus, or American badger. While closely related (obviously), they are still separate species. There is an added poignancy to the story if it is indeed a European Badger - unlike their US cousins, they are gregarious and live in small family groups. There might well be a cete out there wondering where their friend has gone…
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I’m not a biologist and have to ask: In the image you posted - which of the two stinking creatures is the European badger you mentioned?
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Also, I’m no biologist either but
The staff asked him to leave, which he reportedly did, but then began
whipping the badger around the parking lot, hitting cars with it before
tossing it onto the roof of one vehicle.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen badger?
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At which time you’ll receive twenty seven bonus points and a picture of a squirrel eating a taco.
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