A man walked into a McDonald's with a dead badger


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/08/02/a-man-walked-into-a-mcdonadl.html


#2

Ugh, that’s disgusting. Who would walk into a McDonald’s?

And what’s this about a badger?


#3

swinging a dead badger

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


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#5

Stop “badger’ing” me.


#6

A shake… A shake. ooh he just wants a shake.


#7

He was probably trying to log in to the wifi, and was just getting frustrated. Though really, you can only expect so much from a Linux distro that hasn’t been updated in twelve years.
http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtml


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A man walked into a McDonald’s with a dead badger…

…and the rabbi, priest, and minister all said, “Is this a joke?”


#10

Surprised this didn’t happen in Wisconsin!


#11

Yet…


#12

It’s not even news when this happens in Wisconsin.


#13

Oh, those Wisco folks sure know how to have fun.


#14

We don’t need no rotting badgers…?


#15

If they’re rotting, the chances are high that they stink as well.


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Or more appropriately:


#17

is it allowed to eat own food in a McDonald’s?


#18

When I was a kid, I thought UHF was parodying the scene in Gotcha! where this was quoted since I’d never seen The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. I was also surprised when the Beatles had released a cover of Come Together and Wings had released a cover of Live and Let Die.


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Sir, meat deliveries come through the BACK door! *
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  • Obligatory “That’s what she/he said