A man walked into a McDonald's with a dead badger

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/08/02/a-man-walked-into-a-mcdonadl.html

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Ugh, that’s disgusting. Who would walk into a McDonald’s?

And what’s this about a badger?

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swinging a dead badger

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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Stop “badger’ing” me.

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A shake… A shake. ooh he just wants a shake.

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He was probably trying to log in to the wifi, and was just getting frustrated. Though really, you can only expect so much from a Linux distro that hasn’t been updated in twelve years.
http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtml

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A man walked into a McDonald’s with a dead badger…

…and the rabbi, priest, and minister all said, “Is this a joke?”

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Surprised this didn’t happen in Wisconsin!

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Yet…

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It’s not even news when this happens in Wisconsin.

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Oh, those Wisco folks sure know how to have fun.

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We don’t need no rotting badgers…?

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If they’re rotting, the chances are high that they stink as well.

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Or more appropriately:

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is it allowed to eat own food in a McDonald’s?

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When I was a kid, I thought UHF was parodying the scene in Gotcha! where this was quoted since I’d never seen The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. I was also surprised when the Beatles had released a cover of Come Together and Wings had released a cover of Live and Let Die.

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Sir, meat deliveries come through the BACK door! *
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  • Obligatory “That’s what she/he said
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