Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/10/man-trampled-by-startled-deer.html
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Oh deer.
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PERUSING VALUE MENU: “What do you have here that is under a buck?”
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Oh sure, but skip the early part of the video where he taunts the deer!
(Holding out hamburger) “Hey! Is this anyone you know? Is this burger your Mom?!”
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The day may come when McDonald’s offers a venison burger.
NOT TODAY.
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I’d prefer something that is not a lot of doe.
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Alternate headline: Deer Saves Man From Diabetes!
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We didn’t expect it, but you know Bambi was going to get his revenge someday.
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It was ungulate for a meeting
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I was thinking the same.
Jinx! Buy me a Coke!
WHAM
Hey, uh…how about another Coke?
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Seriously though what is the point of deer. I don’t understand how there is that wide of an evolutionary niche for being 10x too big and prancing chaotically into stuff.
…and a first aid kit? 
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It’s all fawn and games until somebody gets hurt.
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I assume they evolved from kangaroos.
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Trampled man does not fawn over deer.
ETA Damn - @OWYAC was much faster on the hoof than me!
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If I had a buck for every time somebody else beat me to the punch …
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