Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/18/gentleman-picks-a-fight-with-a.html
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Dammit, hold the phone steady. I want to see the jackass get mauled.
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Wasn’t there something exactly like this last year? I swear this seems familiar… [/checks]
Yep, this is from last year…
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“'Bye, son.”
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This happened in 2018
Yep!
Justice is anything but swift!
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A car-sized animal that has set, violent responses to certain stimuli vs Dingdong, the acme of neurological evolution…
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Come at me bro!!!
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Wow, Don Draper has really let himself go after quitting the ad business…
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He moved to Pendleton, known only for wool, whiskey, and Roundup (OK, that last one is a rodeo, not a polar pesticide).
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Nothing happened.
I have to confess that I’ve done this. Not with Bison, but with sheep.
(There are roads in England where there simply isn’t room for both a large sheep and a Fiat 127.)
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He didn’t get mauled. Nothing happened.
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Testosterone is a hell of a drug, hell of a drug…
I kinda wish the bison had stomped him into goo. Any unarmed person who picks a fight with an animal built like that is screaming, “Darwin take me!” for the universe to hear.
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I know. I watched it. I was being sarcastic.
In all seriousness I’m glad he didn’t as they might have killed the animal.
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“Once they get a taste of human blood, there’s no choice but to put them down”
"Wait, why is that bison drinking blood!?!
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Every time someone says “We’re going to Disney for Vacation” you get people chiming in.
“Oh you should just go to yellow stone or a national park”
Well, the lines are a bit shorter at Disney on the roads. And the only way you’ll get gored by
a Buffalo is you pay full price for the burger and fries at Wilderness Lodge’s Pool bar
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I was gonna say, are we sure this isn’t John Hamm researching a role? Or maybe just John Hamm being a John Hamm?
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They have alligators.
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I generally like bison better than many people, so I’m sorry to see that the bison had better sense / restraint than the human.
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