Gentleman picks a fight with an American Bison

Disney World, yes. Disney Land… not so much.

Unless they’re imported? Please tell me they didn’t import live alligators.

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Turns out, deer actually eat people. Yes, really!

So…er…yeah. It’s not all THAT far off from possible ^^’ .

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What an absolute idiot. Don’t they know to turn their phone sideways when shooting video?

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But now I’m confused! Is he a gentleman or a hooligan?

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Hey, protein is protein, right?

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‘“Gentleman” tries and fails at his Darwin awards finals.’

Bison: “Oh bugger, not another one of those damned annoying, car driving apes!”

Bison again: “Well, dammit all, this one’s gone all primitive ape threat display on me. I’m not supposed to know about that, so I have to give him a pass.”

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Exactly why I stopped by the comments! Poor Jon Hamm.

It’s supposed to be meta. Jeez!

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Can a Darwin award be given if nobody dies?

If you’re gonna commit to filming, you gotta see it through!

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Deer are herbivores, not carnivores or omnivores. It must have been a lean winter, because meat is not their go-to if there is any vegetation to be had instead.

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Idiots like this take the charm out of the National Parks. A couple months ago I was hiking the Narrows at Zion National Park and enjoying the sights and sounds of nature when I came up on another hiker who was loudly cranking electronic dance music from a Bluetooth speaker in his backpack. Seriously??

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Herbivores absolutely eat meat on purpose

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Absolutely. It’s when you accidentally destroy your own balls, which has happened.

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I’ve done it with seagulls, but they were asking for it.

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What is it about blood in general, or human blood in particular, that is so tasty/addictive? :thinking:

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The first rule of Bison Fight Club is…

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Two thoughts kept going through my head while watching this:

  1. Damn Nature, You Scary! :astonished: and
  2. Just as I always suspected (about squirrels) :grimacing:
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Silly Yri, that’s not Don Draper. That is very clearly, the Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne. Obviously, totally different people.

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