Iād give them even odds in a fistfight, but Mal can outshoot Kirk any day of the week, so he takes the edge overall.
Pinned to the far right margin of the X-axis.
Somewhere not far above the centerline on the Y-axis. Heās a good shot, and a dangerous man in a brawl, but he is a brawler rather than a surgeon; in the books, the first time Aubrey sees Maturin in a friendly practice bout, he thanks God that circumstances prevented them from dueling for real earlier.
Captain Picard is on the āCouldnāt Harm a Flyā side of the scale? What was this guy smoking. He kicked some borg ass, and those guys are tough. He can be completely bad-ass when he needs to.
There needs to be another axis on this graph labeled āFun.ā Captain Morgan, Captain Crunch, and Captain Kangaroo would make a fine combination on the right sort of day.
Kirk has scored way better in the āscoringā contest, if that matters. 
Captain Crunch kicked some major ass in āBreakfast of the Gods.ā
Presumably in the Lovenasium.
And what about Skipper??? Captain of the SS Minnowā¦ not sure I ever heard his name though, but I am sure he was the Captain.
So far at the bottom-left on the graph, organisation and combat effectiveness actually improve in his absenceā¦
Not a captain, but he did lead his crew into history:
Where is Captain Obvious?
Need you ask?
Badum-tish.
with his action grip and trademark āclue by fourā?
His name was Jonas Grumby: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Skipper
Admiral Janeway.
After she got home she was quickly promoted in to a position where she is less likely to torment a crew and destroy the known universe.
Itās little wonder that every star fleet villain is an insane admiral.
Armstrong had been a navy pilot during the Korean War-- he left as a LtJg to become civilian test pilot. Aldrin stayed in the Air Force, and was a Lt Colonel at the time of Apollo 11.
Heās not actually on the graph, but I notice he got a āSpecial Thanksā in the credits.
What about Captain Slow?
