A neural network generated these can't-fail pickup lines

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I think we should try to fix these - give the neural network some guidance;

You must be a triangle because I corner keep my eyes off of you.
You must be a triangle because meeting you is a sine.
You must be a (right) triangle because It just got 90 degrees hotter in here.
You must be a triangle because I have an acute pain in pain in my heart.
You must be a triangle because my pants are scalene-up.
You must be a triangle because being with you just feels right.
You must be a triangle because my interior is feeling quite degenerate.

Help me out here folks…

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Sorry, but I’m in already in complex polygonal relationship.

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You must be a triangle because you’re acute one.
You must be a triangle because I want you to cosine a marriage certificate.
You must be a triangle because you keep my mind going off on tangents.
You must be a triangle because you’re tempting me into a Pythagorean lifestyle.
You must be a triangle because the sum of your angles has flipped my heart upside-down.

That help?

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You must be a triangle because my hypotenuse is rising over your run

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Bravo.

And ‘acute1’ is so going to be my wife’s new license plate.

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I don’t think a single one of these lines would affect my chances one way or another.

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These are not the worst I have ever heard.

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Blame it on the network. I always do.

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You had me at “hello” “I have a cenver? Because I just stowe must your worms.” (Future romantic movie dialog)

“I don’t know you” - Huh, so people were trying to chat me up, and I never realized it? Their blank stares and stiff posture were really their way of saying, “I want you”?

“You look like a thing and I love you.” - That would totally work on me.

So many easy fixes -
“Are you a camera… because I imagine dust must be a real nightmare for you.”
“Are you a candle? Because… it looks like you’re dripping some wax. Uh, right into my heart.”
“You must be a tringle? 'Cause… you resemble a straight, narrow piece of molding that would fit perfectly between the architectural details of my life.”
“If I had a rose for every time I thought of you… there would be severe glut in the rose supply, causing prices to crash.”
“I have a cenver? Do I? I have no idea what that is.”

Yeah, I’m good at this. Why am I still single?

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I have no idea. Probably for the same reason that I, who can drop five triangle-related pickup lines at the drop of a hat (a marketable skill if I’ve ever heard one) am as well.

My guess is a global conspiracy by women to breed trigonometry skills out of the next generation.

Or… Nah, it can’t be me. Definitely the women, acting in concert.

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You must be a triangle because isosceles-y guys hitting on you all night…

You sure you’re not still tingle? You know, 'cause you’re the only one there…

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You must be a triangle, because I keep hearing a high-pitched ringing every time you make a sound…

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I have no clue. What is that?

Try saying this and not sounding drunk. Can’t do it.

Try saying this and not sounding like you’re having a stroke…

Sine yo pitty on the runny kine.

… I’d finish this sentence.

I’m not only a tringle, I’m Hugo nominated Chuck Tringle

Most people just want to see my end

Um, ew.

Where do I pay it?

Um, eeewww!

If you deliver this line like a 1940s hipster, it might actually work.

I love lamp.

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A conspiracy!

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This is what woke looks like? This is gibberish.

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But at least it’s not chauvinistic.

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I have to give you a book, because you’re the only thing in your eyes.

Well, I’ve heard that one before :rolling_eyes:

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You look like a thing and I love you.

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