Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/12/a-seal-with-subtitles.html
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Wait, I kind of heard “like fish” in there? Either way, that’s an adorable blubber nugget, and the subtitles are hilarious.
mibph
m d’egff!
I can relate. This seal sounds like me. Especially the “AAAAAAAAAAAAA”. I wonder if we are related? Plibh.
OK but how about an EDM remix?
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "
Never.
Gets.
Old.
It’s a poor quality translation, probably Siri’s autogenerated attempt.
The seal was actually saying:
SEAL: Greg!
SEAL: Greg!
SEAL: Good grief…I ordered these…
SEAL: …eggs…
SEAL: …benedict…
SEAL: like, uh
SEAL: must have been…
SEAL: 30 minutes ago!
SEAL: Damn eggs!
SEAL: Eggs!
SEAL: Eggs!
SEAL: My goodness, this establishment…
SEAL: One star on Yelp
SEAL: Or less!
SEAL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Seal continues to berate Yelp for the rest of the video, you can fill in the blanks]
EDM seems a little insensitive given the…fraught…history of seals and clubbing.
Did you know seals are dog mermaids? Think about it!
Sounds like Bill Cosby Netflix Comedy Special: Bill Roofies Himself!