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The lazy-capitalists guide to altruism:
Give someone a match, and they are warm for a day.
Set them on fire, and they are warm for the rest of their life.
(The joke hurts - I had a friend who was murdered by being burned alive.)
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Dare I even ask what happened to this friend and how? Dare I? Aw, hell, it’s 
eve so why not.
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The short version:
They were doing extra work to support a surprise offspring, so their flatmates assumed they were rolling in dough. The flatmates cracked them over the head, looted them for about $500 and drove the body towards a more rural area. When they realized that my friend was still alive, they were dragged out of the vehicle and set ablaze. The killers were found out instantly.
As the calendar advances I am often amazed to reflect upon how many of my friends have died.
Of course if he’s actually elected, the two are very likely to become one and the same in short order.
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