From the New Yorker:
This just cracks me up.
DUNK TANK $1 per Throw All Proceeds to Charity
dunk tank on wheels
COULDNT YOU TURN THE PHONE SIDEWAYSÂ
THEN THE TEXT WOULD BE VERTICAL
For when you just have to express your disappointment in BoingBoing:
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unicorn* chocolate, chaser and sweets in one handy package!
* it seems unicorn meat tastes like raspberry and currant
limited edition, currently sold out and the fans crashed the web shop
Have you ever been to the Ritter Sport factory? You can make your own creation and then color a plain white cardboard wrapper anyway you want.
I wasnât aware of a DIY option, cool! [some minutes of skimming the homepage] hmm, it seems both Ritter outlets offer the chocolate workshop only for kids : (
AhâŚthat makes sense. So, volunteer to be a chaperone when your local school has a field trip there. Problem solved!
makes sense? MAKES SENSE?!?
this is a crystal-clear case of unwarranted ageism!!!1!eleven
Tell them youâre a child at heart!
Obligatory XKCD
I thought it being very appropriate.