A thread to catalog all the other threads

While my heart will always be with Questions, this may be the funniest goddamn thing on the internet.

Make sure a cake and flowers are sent to Debbie in marketing, and don’t forget to order the celebratory schwag. Do we need a task force for the schwag?

Hashtag schwagforce

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Has anybody seen Level 42 lately?

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Dude. Duuuuuuuuuude. We have a task force for task forces. Ask them. I know they’ll say yes.

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Yes?  

Well, “maybe”. You know how it is around here.

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and coffee. nah, make this more coffee.

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Wait a second

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Had to update the band name thread and merge the changes here. Can the steering committee review my pull request?

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We ran out of coffee. NEVER run out of coffee. I know it’s just Folger’s, but still. We need more.

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I got a memo saying you were spending too much.

Coffee privileges have been suspended pending a requisition form with cost benefit analyis and executive sponsorship.

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From whom? Certified memo, informal memo, note, phone note, email, certified email, informal email, email note or phone note email?

We are a traditional company, all the “pull” and “clone” is not part of our core values. We are proud to still successfully use the first public version of RCS.

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ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!


more organisational madness related to coffee: cups

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Yeah, he was talking about stuff that I would swear we talked about in Planning Oversight, but it was a bunch of garbledygook that I didn’t understand. Pull the clones? Send in the clowns?

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It was a post-it attached to an Olive Marketing Board newsletter.

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Roundfiled, natch.

May I put an item on the next agenda? To stay current and relevant, can we replace our current interoffice mail system with Snapchat? I hear it is what all the… Uh… Mill-Illinals… Uh… Do.

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Motion denied on the grounds that you are old.

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I assigned it the appropriate level of urgency and actioned it accordingly.

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