While my heart will always be with Questions, this may be the funniest goddamn thing on the internet.
Make sure a cake and flowers are sent to Debbie in marketing, and don’t forget to order the celebratory schwag. Do we need a task force for the schwag?
Has anybody seen Level 42 lately?
Dude. Duuuuuuuuuude. We have a task force for task forces. Ask them. I know they’ll say yes.
Well, “maybe”. You know how it is around here.
and coffee. nah, make this more coffee.
Had to update the band name thread and merge the changes here. Can the steering committee review my pull request?
We ran out of coffee. NEVER run out of coffee. I know it’s just Folger’s, but still. We need more.
I got a memo saying you were spending too much.
Coffee privileges have been suspended pending a requisition form with cost benefit analyis and executive sponsorship.
From whom? Certified memo, informal memo, note, phone note, email, certified email, informal email, email note or phone note email?
We are a traditional company, all the “pull” and “clone” is not part of our core values. We are proud to still successfully use the first public version of RCS.
ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!
more organisational madness related to coffee: cups
Yeah, he was talking about stuff that I would swear we talked about in Planning Oversight, but it was a bunch of garbledygook that I didn’t understand. Pull the clones? Send in the clowns?
It was a post-it attached to an Olive Marketing Board newsletter.
May I put an item on the next agenda? To stay current and relevant, can we replace our current interoffice mail system with Snapchat? I hear it is what all the… Uh… Mill-Illinals… Uh… Do.
Motion denied on the grounds that you are old.
I assigned it the appropriate level of urgency and actioned it accordingly.