TO: First Level Managers
FROM: Resource Management
CC: Senior Managers
Subject: Waste of Likes
A number of users have reported ‘running out of Likes’. You are to remind these users that as per GP-5, Efficient Use of Resources, and in order to continue delighting our customers in this challenging marketplace, Likes should only be deployed where necessary. All users are automatically provided with the correct amount. Running out is a sign of misuse of facilities.
No further warnings will be issued. Corrective action will be applied in future.
I sent your recommendation to the supreme vice chair. However it has been long standing company policy to allow 3.1415 votes per member per committee. Ties are broken by increased significant figures. Significantly increased figures are put on diet plans and daily PE in addition to a doubling of normal duties. Figuratively increased significance is discouraged.
Based on previous performance, I will join the Ayes in nominating @Max_Blancke to Partial Undersecretary of the Adjunct Counsel. On a trial basis of course, and subject to the vote and approval of the Large Privy Counsel (which may be vetoed along procedural lines).