A walking volcanic poop-bot


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/08/02/scatological-robots.html


#2

Yay!!!
Yay for Poop-bot!


#3

This has TRIGGERED MY HEEBIE-JEEBIES!


#4

Or - as we call them - toddlers.


#5

Bono didn’t make the record, he is the record.


#6

May I suggest a change of diet for poop-bot. Just say’n.


#7

I see these down in Tijuana all the time.


#8

I’m guessing it’s some kind of cyborg if it can create fecal matter.


#9

Hey, didn’t they have one of these in Kevin Smith’s ‘Dogma’? Golgotha Shit Demon


#10

Why?

I know. I know. But still…

Why?


#11

Reasons…


#12

This is almost EXACTLY like my three-month old infant. Well, he’s not that mobile yet.


#13

OK. I’ll go with that.


#14


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#15

Preparing the merchandise for next Godzilla movie.


#16

Oh…

I thought this was going to be another tRump post…

Sorry. Carry on.


#17

That’s a mouthful… Ewwww.


#18

unless that stuff coming out of the top is hot enough to burn people’s skin off it’s false advertising to call it volcanic!


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#20

Put a wig on it, and run it for president!