According to Pizzagate conspiracy theorists, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Pizza Hut boxes are encouraging Satanic ritual abuse

What an irony if the rich should eat themselves and leave the rest of us to starve.

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For anyone needing a primer on this nonsense, the BBC’s Gabriel Gatehouse put together a podcast called ‘The Coming Storm’ and got access to many key figures in the cult including the somehow still not in Leavenworth Michael Flynn.

Fascinating, scary, funny, worrying in equal measure:

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Ah, for the days of the old penis-palace on the Little Mermaid DVD covers, when we all knew it was just the work of a disgruntled artist and didn’t read conspiracy into it. They were simpler times.

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Next thing they’ll be telling us is that Paul isn’t really dead

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i thought Paul was the Walrus. :thinking:

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I mean, Abel ate animal flesh, but Cain was literally a homicidal green-grocer.

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I’m pretty sure he was the egg man.
But I might be thinking of a different Paul.

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It’s Kabbalah for people who have yet to graduate from finger paint.

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How selfish of them.

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The first instance of the “murderous vegetarian” stereotype in recorded history.

Disclaimer: am vegetarian, but not notably murderous. Unless you’re a spotted lanternfly.

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