Originally published at: According to Pizzagate conspiracy theorists, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Pizza Hut boxes are encouraging Satanic ritual abuse | Boing Boing
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Pizza, the root of ALL evil. Please, refrain from eating the insidious discs covered with cheese. Consider eating Calzones, the benevolent snacks.
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Poe’s law strikes again.
Edit to add: I do believe this creator is being earnest. I had to look at his other videos to be able to tell.
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The only thing these chucklefucks don’t believe in is being nice to people.
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QED! 
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Cannibalism, also called anthropophagy, eating of human flesh by humans. The term is derived from the Spanish name (Caríbales, or Caníbales) for the Carib, a West Indies tribe well known for its practice of cannibalism
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Thanks to these Qnut morons, I now have to consider that the TMNTs don’t actually have an underground HQ.
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Sometimes a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is just a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
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Thank you, BoingBoing, for exposing these foul creatures. Believe the science!
Oh, all right. /s
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No doubt the recent salmonella outbreaks, caused by YOUNG (teenage?) turtles being touched and, yes, kissed inappropriately, figure prominently in Hillary’s master plan…
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TIL the original scriptures were composed and written down in English by the ancient Israelites.
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Using Microsoft Word
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This explains how Douglas Phillips and Anthony Newman managed to communicate so easily in their time travel.
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I miss the days when Pizzagate only meant a fight between Man Utd and Arsenal.
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Clippy has a lot to answer for.
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I can’t even, anymore. I. Just. Cannot. Even…
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