Really? I remember seeing lots in there, and more…wait, you said tips.
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“porn tsar”
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If they’d just admit it we’d have a much freer country
Utah. My understanding is that Mormons have more children than any other faith. Lots of boffing going on. I’d think that ‘porn’ would amount to home movies and family pictures in Utah.
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Printed porn, what will they think of next?
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If those porn hub data breakdowns are to be believed Utah consumes more porn than anywhere else. And they’re incredibly into “milfs”.
Once you find out that the only people still paying for porn are old white guys in states like Utah. Some of the creepier trends in porn start to make a lot of sense.
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Back in the day, Dallas had its very own movie ratings board as it thought that the MPAA was just way too liberal. I also remember Dallas newspapers had to replace the ad for the Scott Baio/Willie Aames flick “Zapped” with something less ‘racy’. 
The skirt was lengthened.
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Jezzie article I just looked up. What better a venue to accumulate the ill advised than a site written by grown women whose readers may well look back and cringe in hindsight?
Almost spit my coffee reading some of them.
I recall telling a female friend about this once, and just plucking a mag off the shelf and finding in short order, I am not kidding, advice that for sure would bruise the unlucky guy’s penis in the most sensitive spot.
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Something something Sharia law.
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Looks like they’ve sold Backpacker, so be my guest.
Eminently practical for fuckin on, too.
Wasn’t it one of the first to show em?
(I’ll see myself out)
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The skirt was lengthened.
What?!? If the skirt is lengthened, the illustration makes less sense than it already does. I’m fine with the censorship of this film on other grounds: Scott Baio and Willie Aames being banned persons, the film itself having no redeeming artistic merit. u.s.w.
He’s confused and titillated
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This is next month’s Cosmo cover:
Someone seriously has deep-seeded psychological issues with the very idea of sex, if that’s what they consider “racy,” let alone “pornographic.”
O_o
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Whaddya mean? You can almost see a knee!
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Where men are men, and sheep are nervous.
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Porno-Zar
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Oh he’s just mad because he got left alone in a room with a Cosmo and ever since has been forced to shave his palms. It was really hard to do too being as he was going blind at the time.
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