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I guess the logic here is “nobody’s gonna search through this disgusting mess”, except they called his bluff multiple times.
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Plus the sniffer dogs just love rotting goat guts!
Might as well covered it in Alpo for all the good it does them.
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heroin and methamphetamine stuffed inside frozen, rotten goat intestines
Ahh, the perfect pairing for Joe Barnard’s carbonated milk.
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AlaskaMan: giving FloridaMan a run for his money
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Rookie mistake; everyone knows you ship drugs via mule, not goat.
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carrying $400,000 worth of heroin and methamphetamine stuffed inside frozen, rotten goat intestines
740 grams of heroin and 389 grams of methamphetamine.
No. I know drug prices in Alaska are crazy high, but there is no way 1.1 kilos of any drugs is actually worth 400 grand.
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Narcotics recovered by authorities at…
That includes the cost of the goat guts.
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How did these stories not somehow cross?
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Of course not. “Street price” estimations by cops/feds have always been utter malarkey, meant mostly for PR, bragging, and larding-on whatever charges are filed.
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I’d already mentioned a goat guts/carbonated milk pairing. Now we just need a vegetable and dessert.
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Depends on how much you dislike your disease…
(and yeah, I know, not recreational, and inflated prices/broken medical system, but you get the point)
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