Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/22/supermarket-workers-found-550.html
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Just look at it!
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Just look at is a helluva…
… I’m so confused.
What I need is $550,000 worth of free cocaine.
I think that’s just the thing to add some clarity.
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If your boss is a drug lord and you lost half a million dollars, do you think you’d be:
A) Reprimanded.
B) Offered a promotion
C) Terminated. literally.
As amusing as these “I found thousands of dollars in drugs” stories are. I suspect there is a tragic ending to the story that we never hear about.
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Sure. 48 lbs. Uh huh. I’m sure it didn’t start out as 50 lbs…
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Yeah. Either someone’s already dead, or they soon will be.
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Did they sample it first before turning it over? Asking because that’s what I’d do…
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Well, how would they know it’s something to call the police about if they didn’t try it first?
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Blow-nanas!
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YES! We have blow bananas,
We have blow bananas today!
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Lmao I thought the same thing. Seems like an odd number…
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Maybe the “vendor” uses the metric system?
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21.7724 kg is a thing?
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Ween. The correct answer is always Ween.
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Well it’s closer to 20 than 48 is to 50. 
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Lucky numbers in Mayan numerology?
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When I first read an article about this, it was $1,000,000 worth.
Yes, that’s right. $400,000 worth!
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Now we know where Harry Belafonte got all his energy!
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Our local news anchor just informed us that Safeway probably wasn’t the intended recipient.
Good to know. Thanks.
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It was potassium.
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