Boxes of bananas donated to Texas prison contained $18 million in cocaine

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/24/boxes-of-bananas-donated-to-te.html

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Just look at this box of bananas!

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Just look at it!

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Just had to make sure someone did their public service. Thanks for saving me the googlin’.

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Somewhere someone has some splainin’ to do.

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have to love american law drug costs accounting.

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theres-always-money-in-the-banana-stand|nullxnull

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That was a very generous donation indeed.

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"One of the boxes felt different than the others,"

Roger That!

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I feel bad for the crew that was supposed to be receiving this shipment; they probably knew only that there was a box with contraband to be smuggled into the prison, not a years worth of cocaine for selling inside.

And now they’ll be sleeping with the fishes.

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If they were Mexican Cartel, the Soup Maker got them.

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How come no-one is expressing concern over the inmates potassium levels?

They might start cramping!

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A banana a day keeps the withdrawal demons at bay.

ETA

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Bananas and drugs together again?

This is all a little too … slippery and unappealing.

:banana: :banana:
:tongue:

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“Okay boys, good job finding the cocaine in the bananas. Now unload those donated shipments of baking powder, flour, powdered sugar, and hourglass sand.”

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