Police intercept $44 million in cocaine smuggled in onion rings

[pesco]

Originally published at: Police intercept $44 million in cocaine smuggled in onion rings | Boing Boing

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[gracchus]

Don’t eat them. You’ll have bad breath and be an arsehole!

[Papasan]

I’ll never look at onion rings the same way.

[anon59592690]

First one is free.

[anon73430903]

I’m allergic to onions, so I guess I’m not starting a cocaine habit any time soon.

[anon59592690]

I like onions but I’m enough of an asshole already.

[anon48584343]

FUNYUNS Onion Flavored Coke Rings, now with even more fun!

“Crazy Good Kids!”

[Papasan]

But, you’ll only need one!

[phuzz]

Four hundred and eighteen kilos? Hmm, that’s an interestingly specific number.
Anyway, I hope all four hundred kilos made it safely to the evidence locker…

[robertmckenna]

I double checked sir and all 350 are present and accounted for.

[mr_raccoon]

[knoxblox]

For this topic, play at 78 rpm…

Susan Christie - I Love Onions

[anothernewbbaccount]

Hmm - allium the drugs you could want! Sure puts a spring in your step. I guess there was no 'scape for the smuggler.

(Consider my coat already got and me on my way.)

[Professor59]

Will the onion rings be sold at auction?

Asking for a friend
who likes onion rings
who is me