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I guess the logic here is “nobody’s gonna search through this disgusting mess”, except they called his bluff multiple times.
Plus the sniffer dogs just love rotting goat guts!
Might as well covered it in Alpo for all the good it does them.
heroin and methamphetamine stuffed inside frozen, rotten goat intestines
Ahh, the perfect pairing for Joe Barnard’s carbonated milk.
AlaskaMan: giving FloridaMan a run for his money
Rookie mistake; everyone knows you ship drugs via mule, not goat.
carrying $400,000 worth of heroin and methamphetamine stuffed inside frozen, rotten goat intestines
740 grams of heroin and 389 grams of methamphetamine.
No. I know drug prices in Alaska are crazy high, but there is no way 1.1 kilos of any drugs is actually worth 400 grand.
Narcotics recovered by authorities at…
That includes the cost of the goat guts.
How did these stories not somehow cross?
Of course not. “Street price” estimations by cops/feds have always been utter malarkey, meant mostly for PR, bragging, and larding-on whatever charges are filed.
I’d already mentioned a goat guts/carbonated milk pairing. Now we just need a vegetable and dessert.
Depends on how much you dislike your disease…
(and yeah, I know, not recreational, and inflated prices/broken medical system, but you get the point)
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