Algorithm knows you're drunk just by looking at you

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“just be looking at you”?

Were you drunk when you typed that headline?

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Go home algorithm, you’re drunk.

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This is nothing new. My ex perfected this algorithm years ago.

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There needs to be an app for this…

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So did they test for false positives from other causes of blood-vessel dilation, such as stress, embarrassment, allergic reaction, exercise, hot drinks, etc?

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See… They’ve changed the headline. Now I look like an idiot.

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Can it tell if I’m drunk or just had a bowl of really good chili?

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Quite creepy after watching Ex Machina last night.

No, you look drunk.

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The mouth looks a lot less happy in the ‘drunk’ image. Its probably easy to tell when I’ve been drinking by the number of posts I write/like on here. On that note, time to close the browser and make dinner. (No Conrad, scotch is not dinner.)

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Nonsense. It is made of grains, which are food, and contains calories. Ergo: dinner.

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