Alien attack imminent, Buckingham Palace is a drug den, and the Queen is a criminal mastermind, in this week’s fact-challenged tabloids.

[boingboing]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/26/alien-attack-imminent-bucking.html

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[TobinL]

@boingboing

but would hardly be necessary if the FBI simply wanted to stop scientists watching aliens orbiting Earth with their weapony spaceships.

Besides wouldn’t it be the MIB for that and nobody would remember it anyway.

[GulliverFoyle]

[FGD135]

[FGD135]

[Bucket]

Goddamnit you guys, now all my memories of medical school are gone!

…ok, I never went to medical school.

I think.

[ecartesecartes]

Why are these on Boing Boing, and for how much longer?

[Papasan]

Wendi McLendon-Covey carries a healing crystal, a lucky coin and CBD facial spray in her Dooney & Bourke tote.

@ecartesecartes

[L0ki]

@boingboing

But the telescope only watches the sun, and would be of little use observing “an alien craft hovering over Earth as if studying it for attack.”

That’s what they say… The Globe clearly knows the truth.

[Mangochin]

I for one, welcome my new alien overlords.