The Resistances to Psycho-analysis

The fifth humor (not blood, phlegm, or any of the biles)

As we all know, the biles are cyan, yellow, magenta and black.

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Is Cyan the sibling of Simone?

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Ahhhhhh yes.

This joke only works if you know a tiny bit of German:

What comes between sex and fear?

FĂŒnf!

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So sechs wie uns fĂŒnf gibt’s keine vier anderen, denn wir drei sind die zwei einzigen!

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Why did seven eat nine?

Because you need three square meals a day

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AI so bad it’s funny.

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Taking notes, these are irreplaceable names for any number of opportunities

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Hmmm, shall I be Asheliigynne, Hogby, or Foob?

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For some reason, I am all in on Furtus and Hunby.

I’m Briaden. This is my brother Aiden, and this is my other brother Aiden.

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It’s interesting that the AI put those names almost-kinda-sorta in alphabetical order (as a real yearbook would) and then totally forgot what it was doing around “Asheliigynne.”

I’m starting to think AI is going to be able to replace all graphic designers right around the same time that Borts #1 (the one who looks like a young Sergeant Schultz from Hogan’s Heroes) gets elected Homecoming King.

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Except it’d be homercornnn knng

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So close to being a real name.

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When you’re an 8th grader with a Hitler 'stache you gotta take any accolades you can get, I suppose.

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How do cats like their steak?

Me-rare

What does a cloud wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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Kirk saying “Captain’s log” always got a giggle from my brother and I when we were kids.

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Remember that time when Chunus, Jorch and Hunby started The Gentleman’s Neckbeard League? Legend.

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AI is about to take the job of this guy:

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Seems like completely believable list of American names to me.

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Now I want to see a believable list of Welsh villages.

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