All the coronaviruses in the world would fit in a coke can

[beschizza]

Originally published at: All the coronaviruses in the world would fit in a coke can | Boing Boing

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[anon59592690]

Bet you there’s a rat-licker out there willing to drink it.

[ChuckV]

Coca Cola 1971 "I'd Like to Teach The World To Sing"

[anon59592690]

I’d like to teach the rest of the world to wear a mask.

[jimmyjone]

Just… please don’t put it in one of the “Share a Coke with” cans…

[RickMycroft]

Pneumonic Coke was a huge marketing disaster.

[Brainspore]

@beschizza

if you somehow gathered all of the Covid-causing coronaviruses in the world

Oh shoot, dropped one.

[anon48584343]

[WoolyBugger]

One thing is for sure: Coke Classic drinkers won’t be put off by the taste.

[Ghost_In_A_Jar]

I’ll drink it, 10 bucks

[Doctor_Faustus]

I wonder what colour and consistency the resulting mass would have. Grey goo presumably?

[NoTouchPaw]

Add Mentos and shake vigorously

[CanadianBeaver]

The flavour is infectious

[Sludge]

…according to a press release from Pepsi.

[Sludge]

Oh, they’ll sing all right. They’ll sing.

[evadrepus]

Put it in a Diet Coke can and I know someone who’d go right after it.

Let me find his button…

[HaroldHill]

[oblig xkcd]

https://what-if.xkcd.com/80/

[ejeffrey]

But to vaccinate the world with one of the mRNA vaccines would take something like 1 ton of RNA which is pretty incredible to think of producing 1 ton of custom genetic material.

[Doctor_Faustus]

Thanks for answering my question. I’m not sure anymore I wanted it answered.

@Doctor_Faustus

I wonder what colour and consistency the resulting mass would have. Grey goo presumably?

It’s hard to say exactly what the virus mountain would look like, but it would probably resemble something in between pus and meat slurry

[ludd]

So…you’re saying the Covid-19 virus is all a conspiracy of Coca Cola Corp?
Actually, that wouldn’t be a bad vehicle to administer vaccine - in micro-doses.