Did I hit too close to home! You do realize most of this is a joke! I realize this is the official uniform of men in denial about the natural progress of age, but one would think that the rest of my post would have noted that maybe me wanting to take drugs without care of side effects would be a little more pathetic!
Any of us that worry about how we look based on natural aging is pathetic. And yet, I know it is entirely human to do it anyways. Honestly, I use to think women that got implants were pathetic...and yet now that I'm losing hair, I completely understand. Life would be easier to just admit that we are getting older...and truthfully, anytime you see any man with a shaved head and a goatee, the first thing anyone thinks is 'I bet he was balding and decided to take it all off'. It isn't like it looks any better...it is just the official uniform of guys losing their hair.