Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/30/amazon-reviewers-note-this.html
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”This is a lot of
cheesecheez.”
Equating the two substances is like saying Froot Loops constitute a form of fruit salad.
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You just happened to have this eerily appropriate gif in your collection?
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There was another one that was very inappropriate…
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Let’s see… 39 pounds times 6 orders = 234 pounds. You’d have enough to make a president!
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That is a lot pseudo cheese.
Reminds me of how delighted I was to discover you can buy Silly Putty in bulk (5 pounds!). Nearly lost a kidney dodging it the first time I tried bouncing it off the floor. Still want to try dropping it off a building at some point. And always wondered that if Silly Putty was dropped from a high enough distance, achieving terminal velocity, would it bounce - or would it shatter? Hmmm.
Anyway - cheese.
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I was buying bulk bags of putty in the red eggs. Still have 2 or 3 eggs in various places I stashed them “in case.”
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The color is right, but Cheez Whiz can be enjoyed by people of any race.
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The phrase “Cheez Whiz” always struck me as a slang term for a urinary condition brought about by eating too much of a good thing.
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We who are reading this on company equipment appreciate your restraint. 
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Only 6 orders? I estimate about 9.
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Speaking of Silly Putty at terminal velocity…you might find this Sci Fi short story from the 50’s of interest.
https://archive.org/stream/galaxymagazine-1958-02/Galaxy_1958_02#page/n37/mode/2up
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Farnsworth, man. Nothin’ but trouble.
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Also, Cheez Whiz is not cheese, but it does include it.
5% cheese, 95% zwhiz.
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Cuisine vérité à l’américaine.
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