America’s killer volcano, Angelina Jolie’s collapsing face, and Prince Charles’ murder confession, in this week’s tabs

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“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.” (Oscar Wilde)

I wonder how celebrities really view the tabloids.


I can’t wait to see what they say when they realise that Charlie can theoretically launch Britain’s nukes on his own.


Have Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell split or are they living together?

Ya know, I been wondering that too.


One of these days she’s going to get her memory back, and then there will be trouble.


Could a North-Korean nuke kickstart a volcanic eruption at Yellowstone?


If it did, who would back it, and what would the stretch goals be?

“If we get $1,000,000,000 we will make the nuke large enough to also trigger the collapse of Cumbre Vieja in the Canary Islands!”


Could that topple the American hegemony?

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Cumbre Vieja is the maasive landslide waiting to happen that could swamp the coast of half the planet in a Mega-t’sunami… or at least it was according to a documentary on Sci-fi Channel… I think it was called, “Sharkunami” or something.

Aren’t we all…

Re: Cumbre Veja (and other assorted nasty stuff)
Book tip:

Fictional and a bit overblown, but based on solid research. A very entertaining read for approximately four to five weekends or a week sitting in a beach chair.

That’s hilarious (or scary, really). Isn’t he like a huge environmentalist? Like, that’s his pet issue?

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