America’s killer volcano, Angelina Jolie’s collapsing face, and Prince Charles’ murder confession, in this week’s tabs


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/06/americas-killer-volcano-an.html


#2

“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.” (Oscar Wilde)

I wonder how celebrities really view the tabloids.


#3

I can’t wait to see what they say when they realise that Charlie can theoretically launch Britain’s nukes on his own.


#4

Have Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell split or are they living together?

Ya know, I been wondering that too.


#5

One of these days she’s going to get her memory back, and then there will be trouble.


#6

Could a North-Korean nuke kickstart a volcanic eruption at Yellowstone?


#7

If it did, who would back it, and what would the stretch goals be?

“If we get $1,000,000,000 we will make the nuke large enough to also trigger the collapse of Cumbre Vieja in the Canary Islands!”


#8

Could that topple the American hegemony?


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Cumbre Vieja is the maasive landslide waiting to happen that could swamp the coast of half the planet in a Mega-t’sunami… or at least it was according to a documentary on Sci-fi Channel… I think it was called, “Sharkunami” or something.


#10

Aren’t we all…


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Re: Cumbre Veja (and other assorted nasty stuff)
Book tip:


Fictional and a bit overblown, but based on solid research. A very entertaining read for approximately four to five weekends or a week sitting in a beach chair.


#12

That’s hilarious (or scary, really). Isn’t he like a huge environmentalist? Like, that’s his pet issue?


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