He looks happy.
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He should smile more.
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It’ll make a great t-shirt!
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Crikey, I’m 220. Is he 90% helium by volume?
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He’s 99.9% lies.
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I’m sure he’s preparing to sell them!
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We’ll need the proper caption to distinguish the products.
Contest!
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“This is the worst Burger King drive-through ever.”
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He must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill, Donnie, chill!
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I’m 6’2 and 315. I look skinnier than he does.
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Trump branded cell blocks- invest now!
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Rubber Halloween mask companies are working overtime starting tonight.
Bank robbers anxiously wait.
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… sir, this is a Wendy’s
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“6 foot 3,” my high yellow ass; he’s been photographed next to people who are 6 even, and he doesn’t measure up to that height.
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Maybe they’re orthopedic, for bone spurs.
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Trump seems to have gone to a bail bondman…
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Guess who’s going to be losing $180k soon?
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One part of me thinks Trump is too big of a narcissist to think he’d ever be convicted and thus wouldn’t skip bail.
Another part of me thinks Trump is too big of a narcissist to believe he’d face any consequences for skipping bail.
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