so the hacker found a backdoor?
during penetration testing.
“Rosebuttboard”
Trinitrololuene
Simple configuration error left the goatse gateway unprotected.
Are we sure this wasn’t a rear action by Chinese state hackers?
No, it was the NSA. But they did have to go all in on this one.
Now they can crossref the data with purchases made on Amazon and deliver the first of justice.
I’m slightly disappointed the site isn’t named buttnutin.com
But nuthin’ is verbuttin at But Nut’in’!
Who writes the jingles for kinky sex sites? They do have jingles, right?
I’m imagining a commercial with this jingle. Let me paint you a picture.
A nice, comfortable family restaurant , memorabilia on the walls, and smiles all around. Hand stained hardwood tables and chairs, nice mood lighting, and not too loud.
And noone wears pants.
But nuthin’ is verbuttin at But Nut’in’!
The hacking bothers me but not nearly as much as the fact that people have to worry about others knowing this is something they happen to enjoy.
Those hackers eat salted hash for breakfast!
Considering I’ve heard people relate stories of being harassed at work (or similar) over pictures or posts on FetLife … with the acknowledgement that the person doing the harassing was also a FetLife member … yeah. I don’t get it, either, but I know it happens. “Well sure, I’m into this other kink, but that weird shit you’re into is clearly too much!”
Everybody needs love…
I make cheap jokes, but at the end of the day: consenting adults. Nuff said.
IMHO, that’s the right attitude to have.
I have to wonder, though, how many of the people whose identities were just compromised are, very publicly, not of that attitude.
you’re gonna need a bigger petard
Wow, I bet the users must be feeling really butthurt over this.
(Shame on me, shame on me…)
The joke’s already over after the headline.
We’re just flogging the dead ass.