Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/05/29/ancient-roman-turned-down-trag.html
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Dang that’s a Loony Tunes style death right there.
It’s like my mom said: If you’re born to be shot you’ll never be hanged.
That’s comforting.
I guess if you’re going to die of asphyxiation anyway it might as well be the autoerotic kind.
“If you make one person laugh in your life…”
RIP amigo. I hope it was quick.
Tragedy plus time equals comedy.
I think there are epic-sized portions of both t+t here.
The worst part is that, since the trombone wouldn’t be invented for another 1500 years, no one could play “waa waa waa waaaaaaaaah” for him.
Too soon, man.
I’m gonna be a total drunk cynic in the comments but this looks too perfect. >_>
Better him than me.
The definition of “between a rock and a hard place.”
Cool story Bro. But I had to look it up.
“Ah, but I would not feel so all alone;
Everybody must get stoned.”