Corpse on gurney rolls out of coroner's van

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On first glance, I thought this happened in Festerville.

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Please, doctor, give me something to stop this coffin.

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That’s terrible.

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Needs more Yakety Sax.

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Are you sure you didn’t drive onto the set of Crank 3?

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SWAT then arrived and accidently shot it.

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…because it looked like there was a dog under the sheet!

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They should have know better than to hire the 3 Stooges.

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A friend had a hearse that we used to take to Milwaukee Brewers games full of “tailgating” supplies. Once when taking off from a stop sign a guy and a pony keg tumbled out of the back door - wish I had a video of the woman in the car behind us… the look of horror followed by what appeared to be incapacitating laughter is burned into my memory.

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just another typical weekend at bernies

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I’m a physician, and I’ve seen both patients and family suffer similar indignities. As a blog that on the surface seems to support patients and their families, boingboing should realize that this post is in bad taste.

Fair enough—but as a person with bad taste, I hope that my corpse will have the opportunity to amuse and horrify thousands of people one day.

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Oh, Brainspore, have heart. Can’t you see this physician is suffering from a bad case of rigor mortified?

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Thought this kind of stuff only happened in shitty movies. This kind of broadens the field for the sort of preposterous hijinks that can actually happen in real life.

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FTFY :wink:

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Holy hell, I used to live in Feasterville. I can state with confidence this is not a normal occurrence there.

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THAT’s not an indignity. THIS is an indignity.

You never know, in 100+ years, they may hold commemorative gurney races at this location.

(yes, it’s a bit disrespectful and whatnot, but sometimes the best way for the human mind to deal with something as horrifying as death is to try to find some humor in it)

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What kind of physician takes time out of a Sunday to lecture a light-hearted discussion board on what’s funny and what’s not? Could it be… a fake physician?