Animals have evolved into a crab-like-shape at least 5 separate times

:joy: The typo was worth it for the punstorm.

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Yeah wow that was good.

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My eyes were on stalks when I first read it! I was almost shell-shocked.

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They won’t welcome us though

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I guess it’s actually crabs all the way down.

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My wife pointed to this as evidence that the entire world is predisposed toward crabbiness. I dare not disagree!

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“You gotta be ____ing kidding me!”
-Palmer

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7 (seven)

times

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Saw it in the theater with my buddies. The audience howled at the comment!

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Its still one of the all time best lines in a horror/SF film.

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Chef: “Pasta-stuffed Crab will be on the menu… later.”

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That’s right. It’s not that these parallel evolutionary processes have happened over the last century, it’s that the studies of them have been done over the past century.
Hope it gets fixed in the BB article.

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Which begs the question: Do the 5 separate crab lines have distinct flavors or is there convergent flavor evolution?

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Animals also seem to evolve into dog-like shape:



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Depends on what each line consumed. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Early Roger Corman flick, Attack of the Monster Crabs. Crabs with human eyes.

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That is kinda creepy. Staring at me while it fills it’s mandibles like that.
*shlorp

Gross :grimacing:

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Crabs are known not to have good table manners.

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