“Accidentally”
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I think tRump just gained a new hobby. Collecting “witches’ bottles”.
Definitely not for tasting though… Yeah. Really. He’s not going to taste any of them, or pour the contents on himself. Purely historical interest.
End of the evening choices are
Ginger Wine
Cinzano
and
Mystery Bottle
Mmm tastes hairy
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And, of course Blackadder explains it all
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There can’t be much difference between wine and urine if they’re from the 1840’s anyway.
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Andy McConnell is the G.G. Allin of Antiques Roadshow.
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Not the “Drink Piss, McConnell!” I was hoping for this year, but I’ll take it for now.
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Well, at least it might prove he’s not a witch. Depending on what you believe.
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IMHO, I think anything that’s not dessert wine or muscat-level of sweetness TODAY tastes like piss. But that’s just me. 
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Jesus could turn water into wine. I can turn wine into urine. This is a less useful skill, but there’s something very satisfying, even enjoyable about it.
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What sort of suicidal nutjob drinks liquids out of random old bottles without inspecting the contents anyway? 
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Yeah that was my thought too, you don’t at least look in the bottle first?
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look, anthropology is inherently disgusting.
OK?
I can also turn wine into embarrassment, turmoil, misunderstanding, and break-ups. It’s a talent!
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