Originally published at: ANUS TREK: beetle avoids being digested by frogs by walking through their guts and departing through rear - Boing Boing
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So this was somehow the first topic I read on the BoingBoing today.
God bless us, everyone.
I once ate some hot wings that I think tried the same strategy to survive.
Happy Christmas!
Alimentary Olympics, sprint event.
Like a Benjamin Button Lemmiwinks.
This is how i’ll think of my Kafka metamorphosis self from now on as a take the #65 downtown (PA announcement: “exit in the rear!”)
(dramatic reenactment)
What a shitty way to live.
But never as ANUS TREK.
Going boldly, something something…
Something about Santa fitting down chimneys… Happy Holidays, Boingers!
Better that, I guess, than a shitty way to die
And what a muddy road trip that was
Exit through the gift-shop.
The long and winding road.
That and “cloacal aperture” sound like pretty solid band names.
So why hasn’t anyone decided to make a game show out of this? Obviously not with a literal frog, but the time-limited escape or certain death has “must see television” written all over it.