Appeals court to Donald Trump's FCC: "Drop dead."


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/02/04/humble-pai.html


#2

I suppose that considering Trump’s agenda, we should be happy that he seems to be unable to appoint even minimally competent looters to implement it.


#3

You can have pirates, or you can have cronies, you can’t have crony pirates.


#4

But…something, something… the best people…something, collusion is not a crime… and, um, Aijit Pai has a giant Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup cup.


#5

All the winning must be killing the Trumpanzies…


#6

eyeless
sorry, I forgot to “dot the eyes”


#7

So, what next? SCOTUS, perhaps? I mean, it’s not completely stuffed with right wing arseholes, is it?


#8

But the King has named me Duke of Telecom, you insolent judge!


#9

I literally just saw this Eric Idle video, and feel it is appropriate: NSFW language, I’m afraid.


#10

Trump did appoint someone competent. But Pai’s “competence” is in kissing Trump’s butt, not in thought, sense, rationality, or being human.


#11

I enjoy picturing Pai actually laying down some version of a card, ideally a joker, with Trump’s mug on it and yelling out, “BOOM!”

Now I’m thinking of designing a “Trump” card when I have some spare time.

I hope this is one of many future losses for Pai yet to come.


#12

Just like what Aijit Pai forgot to do!


#13

I liked the “dot the eyes and cross the tees” part. If you’ve ever used the word “aitch” in Scrabble, and everyone goes, That’s not a word! And you tell them it’s the name of the letter H, you enjoyed this too.


#14

Maybe I’m the only one pedantic enough to care (wouldn’t be the first time).
Ajit forgot to dot his ies.
Cory misremembered to dot his eyes


#15

Do remember if you please
To dot the Ayes and cross the Tees;
Simple things can mystify
If you don’t cross the Tee and dot the Aye!


#16

The Supreme Court is not going to waste its’ time with this blatant drivel.


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