inspired by another thread
Did you hear about the Pigeon who was involved in the French Revolution?
He incited a coo.
A middle aged Man is talking to a younger man. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The Young One says, ‘Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up as He hás a lot of daddy jokes.’ Man bursts into tears. Says, ‘But my son…I am Pagliacci and your father.’
The chickens, on the other hand, saw what was coming and flew the coup.
Why did Sodium and Lithium go to jail?
Assault and Battery
Uncle George is too pure for us. A simple lie is neither a joke or a prank.
Wait… does he actually have a newsletter tho? Looks like he has an account, but not a newsletter?
What do you get when you cross the chicken with the road? A Henway!
What’s a Henway?
Usually around 3-5 pounds.
ETA: The content warning is just the spoiler section for the punchline.
How do you tell if milk has gone bad?
You gotta check in its sock drawer and under its mattress for booze, cigarettes, dirty magazines and/or fireworks. The presence of any of these indicates that the milk has, indeed, gone bad.
